How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, Paperback/The Oatmeal

TheOatmeal.com's most popular cat jokes, including ``How to Pet a Kitty`` and ``The Bobcats,`` plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmealMrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You . If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as ``Cat vs. Internet,`` ``How to Pet a Kitty,`` and ``The Bobcats,`` plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. OatsA pullout poster is included at the back of the book.